Cade Scott's Blog

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Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph. D. What does Ph. D. stand for? in his case, Pin-headed Dope.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.

Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, you're squinting to read it.